SOFTBALL 2025

 Next game:
SEPTEMBER 29, 2024

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 09:30 AM
MONDAY

 

 

NOTICE: Due to the current solar position and orientation, games will be played on Field #4 until further notice. 

ANOTHER NOTICE: ATTENTION: MANDATORY FUN 🚨

You are hereby summoned to a completely voluntary (but actually mandatory) cookout on October 2nd!

We'll be serving the finest cuisine known to humanity: hot dogs that may or may not be actual dogs (jury's still out), and burgers that have achieved peak burger-ness through the ancient art of flame-grilling.

Come hungry, leave happy, and try not to judge our questionable grilling skills too harshly. We promise the smoke alarm going off is just our way of announcing when the food is ready.

RAIN or SHINE!

FUN FACTS:

If you watch JAWS backwards, it is a heartwarming story about a shark who gives arms and legs to people who need them.

My wife rang me at the bar and said, "If you're not home in 10 minutes, I'm giving the dinner I cooked for you to the dog."  I was home in 5 minutes.  I'd hate for anything to happen to the dog!

My wife said, "Can I please have some peace and quiet while I cook?"  So, I took the batteries out of the smoke alarm.

My wife was in an accident. She told the officer that the man she hit was on his phone and drinking.

The officer told her that the guy is able to do those things... since he was in his living room!

I bought a pair of shoes with memory foam insoles.  No more forgetting why I walked into the kitchen.

The salesman told me that the Rolls Royce is the "Cadillac" of cars!

I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.

(credit: Archie King)

I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon... I'll let you know!

I'm so good at snoring that I can do it in my sleep.

My wife yelled from upstairs and asked: "Do you ever get a shooting pain across your body, like someone's got a voodoo doll of you and they're stabbing it?"

I replied, "No."

She responded: "How about now?"

I saw a woman walking her dog and talking to it like it was understanding. I went inside and told my cat, boy did we laugh and laugh!

Apparently, Herman's Hermits -are releasing a new song for seniors, "Mrs. Brown you've got a lovely walker."

I was in a bookstore the other day.  Saw a book titled, "How to Solve 50% of your problems."

I bought two copies!

The problem with doing nothing is not knowing when you're finished.

Can't fool me.  I always know that the dinosaurs in movies are fake.

I wonder if my recorded call has ever been used for training or quality purposes.

The fact that Keith Richards and Willie Nelson have outlived Richard Simmons has me rethinking this whole healthy diet and exercise thing!

The GPS in my car just got an upgrade.  It's now "Senior" compatible. It not only tells me how to get to my destination, it reminds me why I wanted to get there.

In a span of eleven years 115 people died in weightlifting accidents at the gym.  In the same eleven years only one person died eating a donut. Make good choices!

Disclaimer: Opinions or comments on this blog are usually wrong, your attention should be directed elsewhere.

 

I worked for a company that wanted me to sign-up for a 401K.  I told them no... there's no way I could run that far!

 

SOME TERRIFIC NEWS:

Thanks to our second baseman Jerry Harris,  we will be having billboard ads running on three (3) electronic billboards throughout the city.

We have this ad displaying on three Flynn Sign Company digital billboards.

 

1. One at Interstate Dr (near the old movie theater).

2. One on West Avenue traveling from Downtown toward the 5 Points Intersection.

3. The third location is directly in front of Save A Lot across from Bucee’s
   

 

 

Hopefully, this will bring more attention and more players out to the fields. 

End of terrific news.

"The secret to happiness is having low expectations." 

    Warren Buffett

 

No explanation required....

 

Thought for the day:

There's nothing more dangerous than an idiot with resources!

Handy Hint for the day....

For you new guys and girls:

We play at the Warner Complex at Centenial Park in Crossville. It's located at 837 Industrial Boulevard, Crossville, TN 38555

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In the event of an emergency, call 911 and give them the location as "CP WC."  These signs are posted on all the fields.

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If you have information that you would like posted on the blog, you can e-mail, phone or text me.

BTW: If you meet someone thinking about joining our group, point them to our website which has all kinds of info about playing.

www.crossvilleseniorsoftball.com