Next game:
AUGUST 18, 2024
09:30 AM
MONDAY
AI says chances of playing on Monday are 96%
John is in Mexico. He thought he was signing up for a hotel room, but his Spanish is pretty weak.
FUN FACTS:
My wife yelled from upstairs and asked: "Do you ever get a shooting pain across your body, like someone's got a voodoo doll of you and they're stabbing it?"
I replied, "No."
She responded: "How about now?"
I saw a woman walking her dog and talking to it like it was understanding. I went inside and told my cat, boy did we laugh and laugh!
Apparently, Herman's Hermits -are releasing a new song for seniors, "Mrs. Brown you've got a lovely walker."
I was in a bookstore the other day. Saw a book titled, "How to Solve 50% of your problems."
I bought two copies!
The problem with doing nothing is not knowing when you're finished.
Can't fool me. I always know that the dinosaurs in movies are fake.
I wonder if my recorded call has ever been used for training or quality purposes.
The fact that Keith Richards and Willie Nelson have outlived Richard Simmons has me rethinking this whole healthy diet and exercise thing!
The GPS in my car just got an upgrade. It's now "Senior" compatible. It not only tells me how to get to my destination, it reminds me why I wanted to get there.
In a span of eleven years 115 people died in weightlifting accidents at the gym. In the same eleven years only one person died eating a donut. Make good choices!
Disclaimer: Opinions or comments on this blog are usually wrong, your attention should be directed elsewhere.
I worked for a company that wanted me to sign-up for a 401K. I told them no... there's no way I could run that far!
SOME TERRIFIC NEWS:
Thanks to our second baseman Jerry Harris, we will be having billboard ads running on three (3) electronic billboards throughout the city.
We have this ad displaying on three Flynn Sign Company digital billboards.
- One at Interstate Dr (near the old movie theater).
- One on West Avenue traveling from Downtown toward the 5 Points Intersection.
- The third location is directly in front of Save A Lot across from Bucee’s
Hopefully, this will bring more attention and more players out to the fields.
End of terrific news.
"The secret to happiness is having low expectations."
Warren Buffett
No explanation required....
Thought for the day:
There's nothing more dangerous than an idiot with resources!
Handy Hint for the day....
For you new guys and girls:
We play at the Warner Complex at Centenial Park in Crossville. It's located at 837 Industrial Boulevard, Crossville, TN 38555
In the event of an emergency, call 911 and give them the location as "CP WC." These signs are posted on all the fields.
If you have information that you would like posted on the blog, you can e-mail, phone or text me.
BTW: If you meet someone thinking about joining our group, point them to our website which has all kinds of info about playing.
www.crossvilleseniorsoftball.com
