SOFTBALL 2025

 Next game:
OCTOBER 06, 2024

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 09:30 AM
MONDAY

 

Try to remember the team you were on last week! 

NOTICE: Due to the current solar position and orientation, games will be played on Field #4 until further notice. 

FUN FACTS:

If you watch JAWS backwards, it is a heartwarming story about a shark who gives arms and legs to people who need them.

If you wear your jeans for 5 days in a row, they become baggy, and it looks like you're losing weight. Follow me for more weight loss tips.

My wife rang me at the bar and said, "If you're not home in 10 minutes, I'm giving the dinner I cooked for you to the dog."  I was home in 5 minutes.  I'd hate for anything to happen to the dog!

My wife said, "Can I please have some peace and quiet while I cook?"  So, I took the batteries out of the smoke alarm.

My wife was in an accident. She told the officer that the man she hit was on his phone and drinking.

The officer told her that the guy is able to do those things... since he was in his living room!

I bought a pair of shoes with memory foam insoles.  No more forgetting why I walked into the kitchen.

The salesman told me that the Rolls Royce is the "Cadillac" of cars!

I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.

(credit: Archie King)

I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon... I'll let you know!

I'm so good at snoring that I can do it in my sleep.

My wife yelled from upstairs and asked: "Do you ever get a shooting pain across your body, like someone's got a voodoo doll of you and they're stabbing it?"

I replied, "No."

She responded: "How about now?"

I saw a woman walking her dog and talking to it like it was understanding. I went inside and told my cat, boy did we laugh and laugh!

Apparently, Herman's Hermits -are releasing a new song for seniors, "Mrs. Brown you've got a lovely walker."

I was in a bookstore the other day.  Saw a book titled, "How to Solve 50% of your problems."

I bought two copies!

The problem with doing nothing is not knowing when you're finished.

Can't fool me.  I always know that the dinosaurs in movies are fake.

I wonder if my recorded call has ever been used for training or quality purposes.

The fact that Keith Richards and Willie Nelson have outlived Richard Simmons has me rethinking this whole healthy diet and exercise thing!

The GPS in my car just got an upgrade.  It's now "Senior" compatible. It not only tells me how to get to my destination, it reminds me why I wanted to get there.

In a span of eleven years 115 people died in weightlifting accidents at the gym.  In the same eleven years only one person died eating a donut. Make good choices!

Disclaimer: Opinions or comments on this blog are usually wrong, your attention should be directed elsewhere.

 

I worked for a company that wanted me to sign-up for a 401K.  I told them no... there's no way I could run that far!

 

SOME TERRIFIC NEWS:

Thanks to our second baseman Jerry Harris,  we will be having billboard ads running on three (3) electronic billboards throughout the city.

We have this ad displaying on three Flynn Sign Company digital billboards.

 

1. One at Interstate Dr (near the old movie theater).

2. One on West Avenue traveling from Downtown toward the 5 Points Intersection.

3. The third location is directly in front of Save A Lot across from Bucee’s
   

 

 

Hopefully, this will bring more attention and more players out to the fields. 

End of terrific news.

"The secret to happiness is having low expectations." 

    Warren Buffett

 

No explanation required....

 

Thought for the day:

There's nothing more dangerous than an idiot with resources!

Handy Hint for the day....

For you new guys and girls:

We play at the Warner Complex at Centenial Park in Crossville. It's located at 837 Industrial Boulevard, Crossville, TN 38555

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In the event of an emergency, call 911 and give them the location as "CP WC."  These signs are posted on all the fields.

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If you have information that you would like posted on the blog, you can e-mail, phone or text me.

BTW: If you meet someone thinking about joining our group, point them to our website which has all kinds of info about playing.

www.crossvilleseniorsoftball.com
 

In Memorium

Many of you know that the plaque commemorating those players that have passed on has been retired.  We now have a "virtual" plaque that can be viewed at any time. Follow this link: http://www.crossvilleseniorsoftball.com/memorials.aspx

 

 

BILL HARRIS

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

DAN TAYLOR 9/4/1945 - 9/4/2022

A Celebration of Life with Military Services with the Local Vietnam Veteran's Chapter 1015, Flag Roll. and FFG Marine Corp. Honor Guard. Services be held at Crossville Memorial Funeral Home on Sunday, September 11,with Visitation at 12, funeral at 2, CST, followed by graveside at the Pomona Cemetery.
Crossville Memorial Funeral Home in charge of the arrangements.

 

 

 

 

$20 Voluntary Contribution to Support Softball

In order to support our Monday/Thursday Senior Softball, we need bats, balls, first aid items, and other equipment.  Since we do not have a sponsor, you are requested to contribute $20 at the beginning of each season to help defray costs.  This is strictly voluntary.  Softball board member, Ted Meadows, will collect contributions and deposit them in our Bank Account.  Optionally, players on TN State Olympic teams can give their $20 to their team captains.  Once again this is voluntary, and no giving records will be kept.  The City of Crossville has been very generous to Senior Softball over the years.  In addition to giving us free access to our beautiful softball facilities at Centennial Park and Garrision Park, they pay our fees to participate in the State Senior Games in Franklin, TN.  Hopefully, we can all do our part to keep Senior Softball alive.

New Player Age Rules

On March 20, 2017 leadership of Crossville Men's Senior Softball League decided to lower the new player eligibility age.

(1) To be eligible to participate a player must reach the age of 50 prior to Dec. 31 in the year of first participation in the league.

(2) Any current players that may not meet these age requirements are grandfathered-in, and may continue to play.

(3) The eligibility rule does not apply to any ladies who may wish to play in our league.

(4) In the future, on any play dates when we have 32 or more players and can have four teams, we will make every effort to divide players so that players below 70 may compete with players in their peer age group while players 70 and over may likewise compete against their peers.

The sole objective of these rules is safety.

Cards and Letters Requested

 

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Paul Cann: 

Paul is now back at home.

113 Delbridge in Fairfield Glade
From Peavine, turn onto St. George
Left on Bradford, then Left on Delbridge.